“My skill has made me a hot commodity in the world of corporate espionage but has also cost me everything I love.” – Dom Cobb” – Linda McGuire

49-year-old Linda McGuire lived a normal life in Cornwall, Ontario, with her two sons and husband Steve—until her groundbreaking discovery that would change her life forever. Through her subconscious, Linda claims she has been able to navigate through people’s dreams in an attempt to steal their darkest secrets. Thus far, she claims she has used such secrets to blackmail townspeople into voting for her youngest son Gary as class president and making them think she is the small town socialite she has always wanted to be.

“I’ve always been skeptical of these kinds of things, and personally I don’t think [Linda] has this ability, but if she believes so strongly in it, then I will support her,” Steve McGuire told The Why Intersection.

Mrs. McGuire discovered her gift on that fateful spring day when she had a powerful premonition that her husband Steve would eat a multigrain toast with honey and cheese for breakfast.

“I’ve eaten [that] for breakfast every day for the past 22 years,” he said.

Self-proclaimed ‘dream thief’ Linda McGuire let us sit in on one of her seances before escorting us out of her suburban home. She lay down on the couch with a lavender-scented eye mask and meditated for 20 minutes. It wasn’t long after she began to drool that she shot straight up and exclaimed, “I must implant the idea in Robert Fischer’s mind that he has to dissolve his father’s corporation.”


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