(MTL pages)
  1. Show up at 8pm on Friday night, cash in hand (it’s cash only, OK???).
  2. Get some shots while you request the entire soundtrack from Mamma Mia and Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again.
  3. Tell the bartender about your breakup, he will totally listen and care.
  4. Do a rendition of “SOS” that is somehow worse than Pierce Brosnan’s. Maybe let a boob fly out while you’re singing!
  5. Scream “AHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG” each time a new song starts. Forget that you yelled that 82 times by the next morning.

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