(PPAC Central)

I am so sick and tired of everybody asking me if I am sucking on a tiny robot dildo. I am not. It is called a Juul and it is an e-cigarette, not a tiny robot dildo. Yes, I am constantly sucking on it, and yeah, it makes me happy. Sure, it has the angular features that I imagine might be present in tiny robot dildos, but that is not what it is!!! Do you think it’d upset my parents even more if I told them it was though?

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