Scientists have officially confirmed that students who decide to continue posting their lease transfers and summer sublets posts on the Free and For Sale Facebook page WILL get chlamydia.

In trying to find a correlation between the act of posting and the spread on infection, Scientists have found no tangible explanation other than the fact that it’s annoying and the world has to punish those who engage in this super dumb and frustrating behaviour through the form a sexually transmitted disease.

If you want to rid yourself of the risk of contracting this infection, please delete your posts and direct them to the Facebook pages they’re meant to be in. (You know ones with names like ‘McGill Housing’!!!)

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